Dreams
All Dreams
- The Lost Lost
- Laguna Mysterioso
- The Death of Jon Stewart
- Climbing
- The Apartment and Broken Guitar Hero
- The Cult of Cuse
- The Fight
- The Jeremy Piven Encounter and School
- Pool With No Water
- The Restaurant
- The Party
- The Island of Lost
- No, I Don't Want To Go To Prom With You
- Aliens and Oldies
- The Show Conflict and Disneyland
- The Chase and Conan
- The Subtitles
- Seemingly Random and Meaningless
- My 7 Year Reunion
- The MBA Setup
- Spies
- Bad Vacation
- Kitty Soul
- Alley Rage
- The Kyle Rage
- The Main Event
- Hawaiian Gardens...hurrahhhhhh
- The Tracy
- Justin's Mom
- The Escape and Dental Problems
- Jennissee
- Slug Bug!
- Man having a heart attack
- The Fight and Alison
- Justin My Room
- Ask Alex
- The Message from Joy
- The Used Game
- The Orange Ball and the Self-Conscious Cat
- The Robbery
- The Ditch
- The Non-Event and Moving
- Goblins Hate Children
- The Tracy Part II and Abroad
- The Drive
- Poker and Fun
- [insert clever meshing of the words "Del Taco" and "Harbor House" here]
- Hi/Lo Outdoors
- LOST in America
- Dead bird
- Running Away
- My Three Cents
- The Biological Attack
- Doctors
- Complicated Ferry
- Justin At The Beach?
- Poker is Stupid
- The Lighter Side of Phil Hellmuth
- Strange Games of Memory and Absurdity
- Wagon
- Almost Like Flying...But Not Quite
- Donuts for Dinner
- Don't Watch Me Pee
- Good Old Friends
- I Don't Have My Key
- Dreams from My Father
- Train Ride
- Guitar Hero Robot?
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Postmodern In Vitro BeachAirport
- Cable Hooks
- Snow Deal
- The Batman Punch
- Overwhelmed with Joy
- Disneyland Pass
- Grilling the Republican Ticket
- Moth Wings
- Renting is Better Than Ever
- I don't even know
- Chris Paul '08
- Recurring
- Snowboarding
- test
- Lost Dreams
- RE: Lost Dreams
- An Unsuccessful Kayak Lesson
- I was gonna try to make "Disneyland" out of the names "Dianne Jones" and "Gary Rea" but i couldn't get it to work.
- Zorro
- I Am Not A Pedophile
- Purple Cats
- I Watched Rounders Last Night
- My Movie Pass Is Almost Up
- The Beatles Family Postcard and Kenneth Burke in the Kitchen
- Diving Lessons
- School, Stress, Sick
- My Dreams
- The Joy of Work
- Fragment
- Maybe She'll Be Reading This, But Probably She Won't
- The Family... Guy?
- Test of Faith
- Return of Natalie Portman
- Getting Married
- BBCT Spit Brothers and the Test
- Sailing
- Camp Driveway
- Stuff
- The Temple of the Glowing Volcano
- Not Much of a Dream
- Phone Complications
- Late For Class
- Dream Variety
- Church Duty
- adsadsd
- dfsdf sadf
- dsfsd
- yyyyyyyy
- Peter Petrelli Prison
- Joy's Call
- Testing
- Dream Test
- hello
- New Simpsons Blow
- Edward Penishands
- Family vs. Friends
- Pocket Tows
- ((From March 24, 2007))
- Old Memories and Lost Melodies
- Missing String
- Vampires Don’t Like Jesus
- People on Escalators
- Halloween and Nightmares
- Mental Images
- What? I Hate Football!
- Work and Softball Games...
- The Daily Report
- Angels Win!
- Holiday in India
- Guitar Heropoly
- I Love Open Church
- Fantasy Shmantasy
- Blogbuster
- Two fathers, Same Feeling
- Gyp-Parody
- Blockbuster Music
- Blog Topic Hot Buster
- Palling Around with President-elect
- Blinkyland
- Rock Climbing Clip
- Milk
- Long Lines, Short Fuses
- Being killed
- Being Homeless
- Anastasia Gallumbits
- Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
- Odd Clothing
- The Day After
- The Daily Late Late Night Report
- That's not MY baby, is it?
- Dream Recall Within a Dream
- Ok, This One's Definitely Mine
- Climbing High
- Wasted
- Pepperdine Meets Friends
- The Butterfly Effect?
- Don't Shoot Me, Bro
- Floating Down The Everglades
- Committed
- Murderers, King Snakes, and Things I Don't Understand
- Zombies Ate My Neighbors
- Pavement Slide
- Cocaine
- Party Transportation
- But He is so Luscious
- Meeting Jon Stewart
- Work Problems
- The Creepy Photographer
- Remember when we used to post dreams?
- Half-Thoughts and Half-Truths
- Hissy Fits
- TV and Movie Comedy
- Padre and the Apocalypse
- Poker All The Time
- The Wrong Kind of Flying
- Real Men Have Small Balls
- I Like Sick Dreams
- Fly Fly
- Where's My Helicopter?
- Biker Gang
- The Italian Alps
- Futureboat Sketch
- Impromptu Jerk-Concert
- On The Road Again
- Parallel Dreaming
- Mystery Freaks
- I'm a Youth Leader
- Underwear Vacation and Osteopathy
- All Signs Point to Lucid
- Christian Guitar Hero?
- Is Kristen Bell #1?
- Bombbuster
- Who's Number One?
- An Honor Du-el
- The Triumphant Return of My Favorite Band!
- On The Ranch
- Drumming Before Kyle’s Near-Death Experience
- New Drums
- Telling a Dream in a Dream
- I Think I Wet My Bed
- Dr. Mario
- Under the Sea
- Back at Work
- What Year Is It?
- Whose Hand Am I Holding?
- (Do) Cyborg(s) Dream(?)
- How Much Does A Double Double Really Cost?
- Dorming With The Glynns
- Buddha My Hand
- Joy = Pam
- Florida Surf is Weird
- High-tech Burglary
- Beetle Juice
- The Speedy Reclining Chair
- Joy is Leaving... Literally
- Let's Go To Santa Cruz!
- Sweater Guy #2 Returns
- Flying
- Evil Disneyland
- I'm Not a Worship Leader
- North to Alaska
- Midterm II: Volkswagon Jetta
- Poker Sucks
- Out of Place
- The Parking Garage
- Broken Bike
- I'm Kickin' My A--oh
- I Want Pancakes
- Openning Day
- Road Trip
- Craig's Leaving?
- The Terminator... and more Craig
- Tennessee or Hawaii?
- Craig and Jack
- Good Dreams
- Vonnegut’s Apocalypse
- Siren
- Mrs. Gans
- Recurring Craig
- On My Way Home
- Attack, guns and the Dali Lama
- Drums
- Biatch Weather
- Smear The Queer
- Hayden
- Ten Hands
- Botox
- Craig's Teaser Idea
- Special Forces Raid and Regret
- Yoga and a Dalai Lama BF
- When Video Games Become Real
- Hiding
- Science Fair
- In-N-Out french fries and Blinged out Dante
- Where's My Burrito?
- The Dakota Fanning Show
- Games and Shows
- Angry
- Oops
- It's My Turn To Take A Shower
- Don't Tase Me, Bro!
- Right Field
- Scrabble Brand
- Ferguson Loves Vegas
- Cheating on Brian with Del Taco
- Dreaming of Sleeping
- Grand Theft Brian Guy
- Scream
- Mr. Wigert's Class
- Puppies, Rainbows, and the Hook-Hand Man
- The Past
- The Orientation Express
- Fun With Celebrities
- NBA Bus
- Beach Bucket
- Long Lost Fergusons
- The Smart One and the Stupid Ones
- The Mountain Trail
- Unprepared Road Trip
- Apartment Mess
- Family Time
- Costco Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffins are Quite Possibly the Most Delicious Thing in the World
- Scrubs Sucks.
- New Baby
- Driving Lessons
- Cosby Kids
- My Milkshake
- Rockin’ with Dan on the Bayou
- Nice Guys Finish Well
- Stairway to Restaurant
- Clandestine Services
- Descending Blind
- Surfin’ USA
- Grindlewald the Tank
- Kitty Amputation
- Smile
- Not Finished Yet
- Me in the UFC
- Giant Crocodile and Muddied Connections
- It’s the End of the World, Let’s Party
- Pictures With Famous People
- The Robbery
- Back to the Beginning
- Time Travel
- I Like Yo-Yo Tricks
- I'm Older Than You.
- Dreaming of Craig in HD
- Man in the Mirror
- The Irish Craig Guy
- Moving Mountains
- Comfort Breeds Discomfort
- The Fall of the MBA Student
- Stress
- Sappy Perv
- Get Me Out Of Here
- The Dress the Same Guys Meet Nick Swardson on Craig Ferguson
- Gone Lucid
- Around the Horn Diego
- Shut Up, I'll Kill You
- Back To The Diapers
- Giant Garage
- Poopypants
- The Road to the Beach
- Another Night at the Unconscious Office
- Family Trip to the Beach
- Work-Parent Time Warp
- Enchiladas
- Me, Justin, and Craig
- It's Like Riding A Bike
- I Lost on Jeopardy...orr DID i?
- Seven Months?
- Strange Things Are Happening
- Zelda Music
- Giant Killer Animals
- Obama in 3D
- Deaf
- “Crazy” Road Trip
- (Not) Surfing in Brazil: John Mayer May be an Alcoholic
- Troubled Youth
- Typical Recurring Craig and Cats
- Best Idea Ever
- jusTIN jusTIN
- Crocodiles, Killer Whales, and Predictable Recurrences
- Lingonuts
- The Invasion of the Horsehead Nebula
- American Idol is the Devil
- When in Rome?
- Rock'em Sock'em Robot Skeleton Army
- Rude Awakening
- Stranded, But Not Really Stranded
- Roommate Anger Balloon Accident
- Playing Dead
- Better Before Than After
- Catch
- What's a Fatty?
- The Sealed Door
- Exchanging Insurance Info is a Nightmare
- If the Apocalypse Shoe Fits
- The Heist of the Century
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I was back in school, and for the first time ever, Justin and I were going to the same school. Classes were more boring than i remember, and teachers seemed completely incompetent. I remember one class where a girl was telling a story (which was part of the class), and two guys in front were playing drums on their desk, and the teacher didn't say anything. Eventually, the girl asked the guys to play their drum beats on the floor so as to lessen the noise. This didn't seem to help too much, but t
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I was watching a movie with my mom, but it was like...at Disneyland...and it was outside. We were sitting on benches far away from the screen, and people could freely walk between us. I spotted Heather walking by and avoided her glance at first, but then turned and waved. She waved for me to come over, and i waved her off. She waved me over again, and i remembered that i had already seen this movie, so i went. When i got to her, she started crying, and she explained to me that her boyfriend had
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I was outside of a store, and i saw Chuck Woolery hosting what looked like a Lingo episode. I noticed a question about John Wall (although, i don't know why they would have Questions on Lingo to begin with), and i immediately thought, "Hey! NOBODY would know who John Wall was back in 2008 when this show got canceled! They must be making new ones!" I asked Chuck, "Are you filming new episodes???" He winked affirmatively, and i asked him when they would air. He said, "Friday to Friday." I didn't k
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I was watching march madness, and i made plans for Zeke to come over, but then i also made plans to go pick up Jake. I told my mom about all of this, and she was a little disappointed, but she said it was OK. I don't know if Zeke ever showed up, but Jake surprised us all by arriving at the door without me having to go get him. Suddenly, there were a bunch of random people in the house all watching march madness. Hannah mentioned that she liked the Duke uniforms. I looked at the tv and noticed th
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I was playing some sort of strange multiplayer zelda game with Hayden. Somehow, he turned into Scott Hendrix as i was whisked away to Scott's house that looked nothing like his house. While we were there, Paul Marquis and some others broke out into an amazing rendition of the Zelda theme song. Paul and someone else were both playing Saxophone. I believe Todd was playing guitar, but i never actually saw him.






