Dreams
All Dreams
- The Lost Lost
- Laguna Mysterioso
- The Death of Jon Stewart
- Climbing
- The Apartment and Broken Guitar Hero
- The Cult of Cuse
- The Fight
- The Jeremy Piven Encounter and School
- Pool With No Water
- The Restaurant
- The Party
- The Island of Lost
- No, I Don't Want To Go To Prom With You
- Aliens and Oldies
- The Show Conflict and Disneyland
- The Chase and Conan
- The Subtitles
- Seemingly Random and Meaningless
- My 7 Year Reunion
- The MBA Setup
- Spies
- Bad Vacation
- Kitty Soul
- Alley Rage
- The Kyle Rage
- The Main Event
- Hawaiian Gardens...hurrahhhhhh
- The Tracy
- Justin's Mom
- The Escape and Dental Problems
- Jennissee
- Slug Bug!
- Man having a heart attack
- The Fight and Alison
- Justin My Room
- Ask Alex
- The Message from Joy
- The Used Game
- The Orange Ball and the Self-Conscious Cat
- The Robbery
- The Ditch
- The Non-Event and Moving
- Goblins Hate Children
- The Tracy Part II and Abroad
- The Drive
- Poker and Fun
- [insert clever meshing of the words "Del Taco" and "Harbor House" here]
- Hi/Lo Outdoors
- LOST in America
- Dead bird
- Running Away
- My Three Cents
- The Biological Attack
- Doctors
- Complicated Ferry
- Justin At The Beach?
- Poker is Stupid
- The Lighter Side of Phil Hellmuth
- Strange Games of Memory and Absurdity
- Wagon
- Almost Like Flying...But Not Quite
- Donuts for Dinner
- Don't Watch Me Pee
- Good Old Friends
- I Don't Have My Key
- Dreams from My Father
- Train Ride
- Guitar Hero Robot?
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Postmodern In Vitro BeachAirport
- Cable Hooks
- Snow Deal
- The Batman Punch
- Overwhelmed with Joy
- Disneyland Pass
- Grilling the Republican Ticket
- Moth Wings
- Renting is Better Than Ever
- I don't even know
- Chris Paul '08
- Recurring
- Snowboarding
- test
- Lost Dreams
- RE: Lost Dreams
- An Unsuccessful Kayak Lesson
- I was gonna try to make "Disneyland" out of the names "Dianne Jones" and "Gary Rea" but i couldn't get it to work.
- Zorro
- I Am Not A Pedophile
- Purple Cats
- I Watched Rounders Last Night
- My Movie Pass Is Almost Up
- The Beatles Family Postcard and Kenneth Burke in the Kitchen
- Diving Lessons
- School, Stress, Sick
- My Dreams
- The Joy of Work
- Fragment
- Maybe She'll Be Reading This, But Probably She Won't
- The Family... Guy?
- Test of Faith
- Return of Natalie Portman
- Getting Married
- BBCT Spit Brothers and the Test
- Sailing
- Camp Driveway
- Stuff
- The Temple of the Glowing Volcano
- Not Much of a Dream
- Phone Complications
- Late For Class
- Dream Variety
- Church Duty
- adsadsd
- dfsdf sadf
- dsfsd
- yyyyyyyy
- Peter Petrelli Prison
- Joy's Call
- Testing
- Dream Test
- hello
- New Simpsons Blow
- Edward Penishands
- Family vs. Friends
- Pocket Tows
- ((From March 24, 2007))
- Old Memories and Lost Melodies
- Missing String
- Vampires Don’t Like Jesus
- People on Escalators
- Halloween and Nightmares
- Mental Images
- What? I Hate Football!
- Work and Softball Games...
- The Daily Report
- Angels Win!
- Holiday in India
- Guitar Heropoly
- I Love Open Church
- Fantasy Shmantasy
- Blogbuster
- Two fathers, Same Feeling
- Gyp-Parody
- Blockbuster Music
- Blog Topic Hot Buster
- Palling Around with President-elect
- Blinkyland
- Rock Climbing Clip
- Milk
- Long Lines, Short Fuses
- Being killed
- Being Homeless
- Anastasia Gallumbits
- Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
- Odd Clothing
- The Day After
- The Daily Late Late Night Report
- That's not MY baby, is it?
- Dream Recall Within a Dream
- Ok, This One's Definitely Mine
- Climbing High
- Wasted
- Pepperdine Meets Friends
- The Butterfly Effect?
- Don't Shoot Me, Bro
- Floating Down The Everglades
- Committed
- Murderers, King Snakes, and Things I Don't Understand
- Zombies Ate My Neighbors
- Pavement Slide
- Cocaine
- Party Transportation
- But He is so Luscious
- Meeting Jon Stewart
- Work Problems
- The Creepy Photographer
- Remember when we used to post dreams?
- Half-Thoughts and Half-Truths
- Hissy Fits
- TV and Movie Comedy
- Padre and the Apocalypse
- Poker All The Time
- The Wrong Kind of Flying
- Real Men Have Small Balls
- I Like Sick Dreams
- Fly Fly
- Where's My Helicopter?
- Biker Gang
- The Italian Alps
- Futureboat Sketch
- Impromptu Jerk-Concert
- On The Road Again
- Parallel Dreaming
- Mystery Freaks
- I'm a Youth Leader
- Underwear Vacation and Osteopathy
- All Signs Point to Lucid
- Christian Guitar Hero?
- Is Kristen Bell #1?
- Bombbuster
- Who's Number One?
- An Honor Du-el
- The Triumphant Return of My Favorite Band!
- On The Ranch
- Drumming Before Kyle’s Near-Death Experience
- New Drums
- Telling a Dream in a Dream
- I Think I Wet My Bed
- Dr. Mario
- Under the Sea
- Back at Work
- What Year Is It?
- Whose Hand Am I Holding?
- (Do) Cyborg(s) Dream(?)
- How Much Does A Double Double Really Cost?
- Dorming With The Glynns
- Buddha My Hand
- Joy = Pam
- Florida Surf is Weird
- High-tech Burglary
- Beetle Juice
- The Speedy Reclining Chair
- Joy is Leaving... Literally
- Let's Go To Santa Cruz!
- Sweater Guy #2 Returns
- Flying
- Evil Disneyland
- I'm Not a Worship Leader
- North to Alaska
- Midterm II: Volkswagon Jetta
- Poker Sucks
- Out of Place
- The Parking Garage
- Broken Bike
- I'm Kickin' My A--oh
- I Want Pancakes
- Openning Day
- Road Trip
- Craig's Leaving?
- The Terminator... and more Craig
- Tennessee or Hawaii?
- Craig and Jack
- Good Dreams
- Vonnegut’s Apocalypse
- Siren
- Mrs. Gans
- Recurring Craig
- On My Way Home
- Attack, guns and the Dali Lama
- Drums
- Biatch Weather
- Smear The Queer
- Hayden
- Ten Hands
- Botox
- Craig's Teaser Idea
- Special Forces Raid and Regret
- Yoga and a Dalai Lama BF
- When Video Games Become Real
- Hiding
- Science Fair
- In-N-Out french fries and Blinged out Dante
- Where's My Burrito?
- The Dakota Fanning Show
- Games and Shows
- Angry
- Oops
- It's My Turn To Take A Shower
- Don't Tase Me, Bro!
- Right Field
- Scrabble Brand
- Ferguson Loves Vegas
- Cheating on Brian with Del Taco
- Dreaming of Sleeping
- Grand Theft Brian Guy
- Scream
- Mr. Wigert's Class
- Puppies, Rainbows, and the Hook-Hand Man
- The Past
- The Orientation Express
- Fun With Celebrities
- NBA Bus
- Beach Bucket
- Long Lost Fergusons
- The Smart One and the Stupid Ones
- The Mountain Trail
- Unprepared Road Trip
- Apartment Mess
- Family Time
- Costco Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffins are Quite Possibly the Most Delicious Thing in the World
- Scrubs Sucks.
- New Baby
- Driving Lessons
- Cosby Kids
- My Milkshake
- Rockin’ with Dan on the Bayou
- Nice Guys Finish Well
- Stairway to Restaurant
- Clandestine Services
- Descending Blind
- Surfin’ USA
- Grindlewald the Tank
- Kitty Amputation
- Smile
- Not Finished Yet
- Me in the UFC
- Giant Crocodile and Muddied Connections
- It’s the End of the World, Let’s Party
- Pictures With Famous People
- The Robbery
- Back to the Beginning
- Time Travel
- I Like Yo-Yo Tricks
- I'm Older Than You.
- Dreaming of Craig in HD
- Man in the Mirror
- The Irish Craig Guy
- Moving Mountains
- Comfort Breeds Discomfort
- The Fall of the MBA Student
- Stress
- Sappy Perv
- Get Me Out Of Here
- The Dress the Same Guys Meet Nick Swardson on Craig Ferguson
- Gone Lucid
- Around the Horn Diego
- Shut Up, I'll Kill You
- Back To The Diapers
- Giant Garage
- Poopypants
- The Road to the Beach
- Another Night at the Unconscious Office
- Family Trip to the Beach
- Work-Parent Time Warp
- Enchiladas
- Me, Justin, and Craig
- It's Like Riding A Bike
- I Lost on Jeopardy...orr DID i?
- Seven Months?
- Strange Things Are Happening
- Zelda Music
- Giant Killer Animals
- Obama in 3D
- Deaf
- “Crazy” Road Trip
- (Not) Surfing in Brazil: John Mayer May be an Alcoholic
- Troubled Youth
- Typical Recurring Craig and Cats
- Best Idea Ever
Description:
I was playing some sort of strange multiplayer zelda game with Hayden. Somehow, he turned into Scott Hendrix as i was whisked away to Scott's house that looked nothing like his house. While we were there, Paul Marquis and some others broke out into an amazing rendition of the Zelda theme song. Paul and someone else were both playing Saxophone. I believe Todd was playing guitar, but i never actually saw him.
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I was at church, and Conan O'Brien came up and talked to me, which was completely normal. We knew each other well, and he was some manner of pastor at the church. He wasn't the main pastor that did the sermon every week, but he may have done announcements or something silly like that. Speaking of announcements, the announcements at this church were really odd. They had like...actual advertisements in them, and i felt very awkward and uneasy about this. However, one of the advertisements was for
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I was on a train for some sort of orientation thing. Apparently, part of the requirements for whatever we were orienting for was to be married, so they set up some speed weddings for people that weren't married. They called a bunch of names and paired them up, and the last name they called was Carley's. I wondered who Carley was marrying. I walked up with the group at the end of the line, and right before we got to the front, i realized that it was ME that was to marry Carley. Instead of a norma
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There was some sort of gathering at my house my mom had offered some sort of contest that involved laying in bed, and Scott won. Apparently, there had been some other Contest or something that involved Scrabble. A little girl had won, and she pulled out her DS with Scrabble on it, and showed how it could show you your best possible move with the letters you were given. I had always wondered if something like this existed, and i assumed that it did. The Lakers were playing, so i decided to got
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I was at someone's house where a naked party was going to be taking place. I was talking to a girl, and i glanced away for a second, and when i looked back, she was completely naked. "Holy Crap," i said, "how the hell did you do that??" She tried to demonstrate by putting her clothes back on just as fast, but it was not nearly as impressive. She tried to take her clothes off again, and it was more impressive than putting them on, but not as impressive as the first time. I was peeing in the to






