Dreams
All Dreams
- The Lost Lost
- Laguna Mysterioso
- The Death of Jon Stewart
- Climbing
- The Apartment and Broken Guitar Hero
- The Cult of Cuse
- The Fight
- The Jeremy Piven Encounter and School
- Pool With No Water
- The Restaurant
- The Party
- The Island of Lost
- No, I Don't Want To Go To Prom With You
- Aliens and Oldies
- The Show Conflict and Disneyland
- The Chase and Conan
- The Subtitles
- Seemingly Random and Meaningless
- My 7 Year Reunion
- The MBA Setup
- Spies
- Bad Vacation
- Kitty Soul
- Alley Rage
- The Kyle Rage
- The Main Event
- Hawaiian Gardens...hurrahhhhhh
- The Tracy
- Justin's Mom
- The Escape and Dental Problems
- Jennissee
- Slug Bug!
- Man having a heart attack
- The Fight and Alison
- Justin My Room
- Ask Alex
- The Message from Joy
- The Used Game
- The Orange Ball and the Self-Conscious Cat
- The Robbery
- The Ditch
- The Non-Event and Moving
- Goblins Hate Children
- The Tracy Part II and Abroad
- The Drive
- Poker and Fun
- [insert clever meshing of the words "Del Taco" and "Harbor House" here]
- Hi/Lo Outdoors
- LOST in America
- Dead bird
- Running Away
- My Three Cents
- The Biological Attack
- Doctors
- Complicated Ferry
- Justin At The Beach?
- Poker is Stupid
- The Lighter Side of Phil Hellmuth
- Strange Games of Memory and Absurdity
- Wagon
- Almost Like Flying...But Not Quite
- Donuts for Dinner
- Don't Watch Me Pee
- Good Old Friends
- I Don't Have My Key
- Dreams from My Father
- Train Ride
- Guitar Hero Robot?
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Postmodern In Vitro BeachAirport
- Cable Hooks
- Snow Deal
- The Batman Punch
- Overwhelmed with Joy
- Disneyland Pass
- Grilling the Republican Ticket
- Moth Wings
- Renting is Better Than Ever
- I don't even know
- Chris Paul '08
- Recurring
- Snowboarding
- test
- Lost Dreams
- RE: Lost Dreams
- An Unsuccessful Kayak Lesson
- I was gonna try to make "Disneyland" out of the names "Dianne Jones" and "Gary Rea" but i couldn't get it to work.
- Zorro
- I Am Not A Pedophile
- Purple Cats
- I Watched Rounders Last Night
- My Movie Pass Is Almost Up
- The Beatles Family Postcard and Kenneth Burke in the Kitchen
- Diving Lessons
- School, Stress, Sick
- My Dreams
- The Joy of Work
- Fragment
- Maybe She'll Be Reading This, But Probably She Won't
- The Family... Guy?
- Test of Faith
- Return of Natalie Portman
- Getting Married
- BBCT Spit Brothers and the Test
- Sailing
- Camp Driveway
- Stuff
- The Temple of the Glowing Volcano
- Not Much of a Dream
- Phone Complications
- Late For Class
- Dream Variety
- Church Duty
- adsadsd
- dfsdf sadf
- dsfsd
- yyyyyyyy
- Peter Petrelli Prison
- Joy's Call
- Testing
- Dream Test
- hello
- New Simpsons Blow
- Edward Penishands
- Family vs. Friends
- Pocket Tows
- ((From March 24, 2007))
- Old Memories and Lost Melodies
- Missing String
- Vampires Don’t Like Jesus
- People on Escalators
- Halloween and Nightmares
- Mental Images
- What? I Hate Football!
- Work and Softball Games...
- The Daily Report
- Angels Win!
- Holiday in India
- Guitar Heropoly
- I Love Open Church
- Fantasy Shmantasy
- Blogbuster
- Two fathers, Same Feeling
- Gyp-Parody
- Blockbuster Music
- Blog Topic Hot Buster
- Palling Around with President-elect
- Blinkyland
- Rock Climbing Clip
- Milk
- Long Lines, Short Fuses
- Being killed
- Being Homeless
- Anastasia Gallumbits
- Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
- Odd Clothing
- The Day After
- The Daily Late Late Night Report
- That's not MY baby, is it?
- Dream Recall Within a Dream
- Ok, This One's Definitely Mine
- Climbing High
- Wasted
- Pepperdine Meets Friends
- The Butterfly Effect?
- Don't Shoot Me, Bro
- Floating Down The Everglades
- Committed
- Murderers, King Snakes, and Things I Don't Understand
- Zombies Ate My Neighbors
- Pavement Slide
- Cocaine
- Party Transportation
- But He is so Luscious
- Meeting Jon Stewart
- Work Problems
- The Creepy Photographer
- Remember when we used to post dreams?
- Half-Thoughts and Half-Truths
- Hissy Fits
- TV and Movie Comedy
- Padre and the Apocalypse
- Poker All The Time
- The Wrong Kind of Flying
- Real Men Have Small Balls
- I Like Sick Dreams
- Fly Fly
- Where's My Helicopter?
- Biker Gang
- The Italian Alps
- Futureboat Sketch
- Impromptu Jerk-Concert
- On The Road Again
- Parallel Dreaming
- Mystery Freaks
- I'm a Youth Leader
- Underwear Vacation and Osteopathy
- All Signs Point to Lucid
- Christian Guitar Hero?
- Is Kristen Bell #1?
- Bombbuster
- Who's Number One?
- An Honor Du-el
- The Triumphant Return of My Favorite Band!
- On The Ranch
- Drumming Before Kyle’s Near-Death Experience
- New Drums
- Telling a Dream in a Dream
- I Think I Wet My Bed
- Dr. Mario
- Under the Sea
- Back at Work
- What Year Is It?
- Whose Hand Am I Holding?
- (Do) Cyborg(s) Dream(?)
- How Much Does A Double Double Really Cost?
- Dorming With The Glynns
- Buddha My Hand
- Joy = Pam
- Florida Surf is Weird
- High-tech Burglary
- Beetle Juice
- The Speedy Reclining Chair
- Joy is Leaving... Literally
- Let's Go To Santa Cruz!
- Sweater Guy #2 Returns
- Flying
- Evil Disneyland
- I'm Not a Worship Leader
- North to Alaska
- Midterm II: Volkswagon Jetta
- Poker Sucks
- Out of Place
- The Parking Garage
- Broken Bike
- I'm Kickin' My A--oh
- I Want Pancakes
- Openning Day
- Road Trip
- Craig's Leaving?
- The Terminator... and more Craig
- Tennessee or Hawaii?
- Craig and Jack
- Good Dreams
- Vonnegut’s Apocalypse
- Siren
- Mrs. Gans
- Recurring Craig
- On My Way Home
- Attack, guns and the Dali Lama
- Drums
- Biatch Weather
- Smear The Queer
- Hayden
- Ten Hands
- Botox
- Craig's Teaser Idea
- Special Forces Raid and Regret
- Yoga and a Dalai Lama BF
- When Video Games Become Real
- Hiding
- Science Fair
- In-N-Out french fries and Blinged out Dante
- Where's My Burrito?
- The Dakota Fanning Show
- Games and Shows
- Angry
- Oops
- It's My Turn To Take A Shower
- Don't Tase Me, Bro!
- Right Field
- Scrabble Brand
- Ferguson Loves Vegas
- Cheating on Brian with Del Taco
- Dreaming of Sleeping
- Grand Theft Brian Guy
- Scream
- Mr. Wigert's Class
- Puppies, Rainbows, and the Hook-Hand Man
- The Past
- The Orientation Express
- Fun With Celebrities
- NBA Bus
- Beach Bucket
- Long Lost Fergusons
- The Smart One and the Stupid Ones
- The Mountain Trail
- Unprepared Road Trip
- Apartment Mess
- Family Time
- Costco Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffins are Quite Possibly the Most Delicious Thing in the World
- Scrubs Sucks.
- New Baby
- Driving Lessons
- Cosby Kids
- My Milkshake
- Rockin’ with Dan on the Bayou
- Nice Guys Finish Well
- Stairway to Restaurant
- Clandestine Services
- Descending Blind
- Surfin’ USA
- Grindlewald the Tank
- Kitty Amputation
- Smile
- Not Finished Yet
- Me in the UFC
- Giant Crocodile and Muddied Connections
- It’s the End of the World, Let’s Party
- Pictures With Famous People
- The Robbery
- Back to the Beginning
- Time Travel
- I Like Yo-Yo Tricks
- I'm Older Than You.
- Dreaming of Craig in HD
- Man in the Mirror
- The Irish Craig Guy
- Moving Mountains
- Comfort Breeds Discomfort
- The Fall of the MBA Student
- Stress
- Sappy Perv
- Get Me Out Of Here
- The Dress the Same Guys Meet Nick Swardson on Craig Ferguson
- Gone Lucid
- Around the Horn Diego
- Shut Up, I'll Kill You
- Back To The Diapers
- Giant Garage
- Poopypants
- The Road to the Beach
- Another Night at the Unconscious Office
- Family Trip to the Beach
- Work-Parent Time Warp
- Enchiladas
- Me, Justin, and Craig
- It's Like Riding A Bike
- I Lost on Jeopardy...orr DID i?
- Seven Months?
- Strange Things Are Happening
- Zelda Music
- Giant Killer Animals
- Obama in 3D
- Deaf
- “Crazy” Road Trip
- (Not) Surfing in Brazil: John Mayer May be an Alcoholic
- Troubled Youth
- Typical Recurring Craig and Cats
- Best Idea Ever
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I was waiting for a call from Chris, and i decided to go for a bike ride. I was riding around San Clemente, and i passed Jimmy. I decided to double back and try to catch up with him to see what he was up to. By the time i had turned around, he was gone, so i just went to where i thought he was going. I found some glynns and glynn-looking people there, but no Jimmy. I asked Emily if she knew where he was, and she confirmed that he was around somewhere. Seconds later, he appeared, so i talked to h
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I was going to visit some temp agency on Ryan's recommendation, but it was pretty far away. I believe it was in irvine. Anastasia was in the car with me for some reason. When we got there, we had to drive up some stairs to park in a garage of some sort. We walked back down the stairs to get where we needed to be, and we saw Ryan coming out. "Sorry guys, they're closed." he said. I was pissed because this was the second time i had been there when they were closed. We went back to my car, and Stas
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I decided to show up for poker after a three week absence because i heard that they only had like 6 people for two weeks in a row (and one of the main reasons i wasn't going was because there was always way too many people, and i usually couldn't get a seat). Of course, as soon as i show up, there's more people than ever. There's 16 people there, and to make things worse, instead of having two tables of 8, they had a table of 7, a table of 6, and a table of 3. I was pissed and wanted to leave, b
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I went to play poker with the regular guys, but it was in a very irregular place. It seemed like it was a private room in a public place. I was one of the first ones there, so i easily got a seat. However, as soon as more people started to arrive, i immediately started to feel unwanted as they started pushing me around the table saying i had to move and stuff. I moved over, and i noticed that the table seemed much higher there than where i was before. I looked and i noticed that part of this was
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I was at someone's house where a naked party was going to be taking place. I was talking to a girl, and i glanced away for a second, and when i looked back, she was completely naked. "Holy Crap," i said, "how the hell did you do that??" She tried to demonstrate by putting her clothes back on just as fast, but it was not nearly as impressive. She tried to take her clothes off again, and it was more impressive than putting them on, but not as impressive as the first time. I was peeing in the to






