Dreams
All Dreams
- The Lost Lost
- Laguna Mysterioso
- The Death of Jon Stewart
- Climbing
- The Apartment and Broken Guitar Hero
- The Cult of Cuse
- The Fight
- The Jeremy Piven Encounter and School
- Pool With No Water
- The Restaurant
- The Party
- The Island of Lost
- No, I Don't Want To Go To Prom With You
- Aliens and Oldies
- The Show Conflict and Disneyland
- The Chase and Conan
- The Subtitles
- Seemingly Random and Meaningless
- My 7 Year Reunion
- The MBA Setup
- Spies
- Bad Vacation
- Kitty Soul
- Alley Rage
- The Kyle Rage
- The Main Event
- Hawaiian Gardens...hurrahhhhhh
- The Tracy
- Justin's Mom
- The Escape and Dental Problems
- Jennissee
- Slug Bug!
- Man having a heart attack
- The Fight and Alison
- Justin My Room
- Ask Alex
- The Message from Joy
- The Used Game
- The Orange Ball and the Self-Conscious Cat
- The Robbery
- The Ditch
- The Non-Event and Moving
- Goblins Hate Children
- The Tracy Part II and Abroad
- The Drive
- Poker and Fun
- [insert clever meshing of the words "Del Taco" and "Harbor House" here]
- Hi/Lo Outdoors
- LOST in America
- Dead bird
- Running Away
- My Three Cents
- The Biological Attack
- Doctors
- Complicated Ferry
- Justin At The Beach?
- Poker is Stupid
- The Lighter Side of Phil Hellmuth
- Strange Games of Memory and Absurdity
- Wagon
- Almost Like Flying...But Not Quite
- Donuts for Dinner
- Don't Watch Me Pee
- Good Old Friends
- I Don't Have My Key
- Dreams from My Father
- Train Ride
- Guitar Hero Robot?
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Postmodern In Vitro BeachAirport
- Cable Hooks
- Snow Deal
- The Batman Punch
- Overwhelmed with Joy
- Disneyland Pass
- Grilling the Republican Ticket
- Moth Wings
- Renting is Better Than Ever
- I don't even know
- Chris Paul '08
- Recurring
- Snowboarding
- test
- Lost Dreams
- RE: Lost Dreams
- An Unsuccessful Kayak Lesson
- I was gonna try to make "Disneyland" out of the names "Dianne Jones" and "Gary Rea" but i couldn't get it to work.
- Zorro
- I Am Not A Pedophile
- Purple Cats
- I Watched Rounders Last Night
- My Movie Pass Is Almost Up
- The Beatles Family Postcard and Kenneth Burke in the Kitchen
- Diving Lessons
- School, Stress, Sick
- My Dreams
- The Joy of Work
- Fragment
- Maybe She'll Be Reading This, But Probably She Won't
- The Family... Guy?
- Test of Faith
- Return of Natalie Portman
- Getting Married
- BBCT Spit Brothers and the Test
- Sailing
- Camp Driveway
- Stuff
- The Temple of the Glowing Volcano
- Not Much of a Dream
- Phone Complications
- Late For Class
- Dream Variety
- Church Duty
- adsadsd
- dfsdf sadf
- dsfsd
- yyyyyyyy
- Peter Petrelli Prison
- Joy's Call
- Testing
- Dream Test
- hello
- New Simpsons Blow
- Edward Penishands
- Family vs. Friends
- Pocket Tows
- ((From March 24, 2007))
- Old Memories and Lost Melodies
- Missing String
- Vampires Don’t Like Jesus
- People on Escalators
- Halloween and Nightmares
- Mental Images
- What? I Hate Football!
- Work and Softball Games...
- The Daily Report
- Angels Win!
- Holiday in India
- Guitar Heropoly
- I Love Open Church
- Fantasy Shmantasy
- Blogbuster
- Two fathers, Same Feeling
- Gyp-Parody
- Blockbuster Music
- Blog Topic Hot Buster
- Palling Around with President-elect
- Blinkyland
- Rock Climbing Clip
- Milk
- Long Lines, Short Fuses
- Being killed
- Being Homeless
- Anastasia Gallumbits
- Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
- Odd Clothing
- The Day After
- The Daily Late Late Night Report
- That's not MY baby, is it?
- Dream Recall Within a Dream
- Ok, This One's Definitely Mine
- Climbing High
- Wasted
- Pepperdine Meets Friends
- The Butterfly Effect?
- Don't Shoot Me, Bro
- Floating Down The Everglades
- Committed
- Murderers, King Snakes, and Things I Don't Understand
- Zombies Ate My Neighbors
- Pavement Slide
- Cocaine
- Party Transportation
- But He is so Luscious
- Meeting Jon Stewart
- Work Problems
- The Creepy Photographer
- Remember when we used to post dreams?
- Half-Thoughts and Half-Truths
- Hissy Fits
- TV and Movie Comedy
- Padre and the Apocalypse
- Poker All The Time
- The Wrong Kind of Flying
- Real Men Have Small Balls
- I Like Sick Dreams
- Fly Fly
- Where's My Helicopter?
- Biker Gang
- The Italian Alps
- Futureboat Sketch
- Impromptu Jerk-Concert
- On The Road Again
- Parallel Dreaming
- Mystery Freaks
- I'm a Youth Leader
- Underwear Vacation and Osteopathy
- All Signs Point to Lucid
- Christian Guitar Hero?
- Is Kristen Bell #1?
- Bombbuster
- Who's Number One?
- An Honor Du-el
- The Triumphant Return of My Favorite Band!
- On The Ranch
- Drumming Before Kyle’s Near-Death Experience
- New Drums
- Telling a Dream in a Dream
- I Think I Wet My Bed
- Dr. Mario
- Under the Sea
- Back at Work
- What Year Is It?
- Whose Hand Am I Holding?
- (Do) Cyborg(s) Dream(?)
- How Much Does A Double Double Really Cost?
- Dorming With The Glynns
- Buddha My Hand
- Joy = Pam
- Florida Surf is Weird
- High-tech Burglary
- Beetle Juice
- The Speedy Reclining Chair
- Joy is Leaving... Literally
- Let's Go To Santa Cruz!
- Sweater Guy #2 Returns
- Flying
- Evil Disneyland
- I'm Not a Worship Leader
- North to Alaska
- Midterm II: Volkswagon Jetta
- Poker Sucks
- Out of Place
- The Parking Garage
- Broken Bike
- I'm Kickin' My A--oh
- I Want Pancakes
- Openning Day
- Road Trip
- Craig's Leaving?
- The Terminator... and more Craig
- Tennessee or Hawaii?
- Craig and Jack
- Good Dreams
- Vonnegut’s Apocalypse
- Siren
- Mrs. Gans
- Recurring Craig
- On My Way Home
- Attack, guns and the Dali Lama
- Drums
- Biatch Weather
- Smear The Queer
- Hayden
- Ten Hands
- Botox
- Craig's Teaser Idea
- Special Forces Raid and Regret
- Yoga and a Dalai Lama BF
- When Video Games Become Real
- Hiding
- Science Fair
- In-N-Out french fries and Blinged out Dante
- Where's My Burrito?
- The Dakota Fanning Show
- Games and Shows
- Angry
- Oops
- It's My Turn To Take A Shower
- Don't Tase Me, Bro!
- Right Field
- Scrabble Brand
- Ferguson Loves Vegas
- Cheating on Brian with Del Taco
- Dreaming of Sleeping
- Grand Theft Brian Guy
- Scream
- Mr. Wigert's Class
- Puppies, Rainbows, and the Hook-Hand Man
- The Past
- The Orientation Express
- Fun With Celebrities
- NBA Bus
- Beach Bucket
- Long Lost Fergusons
- The Smart One and the Stupid Ones
- The Mountain Trail
- Unprepared Road Trip
- Apartment Mess
- Family Time
- Costco Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffins are Quite Possibly the Most Delicious Thing in the World
- Scrubs Sucks.
- New Baby
- Driving Lessons
- Cosby Kids
- My Milkshake
- Rockin’ with Dan on the Bayou
- Nice Guys Finish Well
- Stairway to Restaurant
- Clandestine Services
- Descending Blind
- Surfin’ USA
- Grindlewald the Tank
- Kitty Amputation
- Smile
- Not Finished Yet
- Me in the UFC
- Giant Crocodile and Muddied Connections
- It’s the End of the World, Let’s Party
- Pictures With Famous People
- The Robbery
- Back to the Beginning
- Time Travel
- I Like Yo-Yo Tricks
- I'm Older Than You.
- Dreaming of Craig in HD
- Man in the Mirror
- The Irish Craig Guy
- Moving Mountains
- Comfort Breeds Discomfort
- The Fall of the MBA Student
- Stress
- Sappy Perv
- Get Me Out Of Here
- The Dress the Same Guys Meet Nick Swardson on Craig Ferguson
- Gone Lucid
- Around the Horn Diego
- Shut Up, I'll Kill You
- Back To The Diapers
- Giant Garage
- Poopypants
- The Road to the Beach
- Another Night at the Unconscious Office
- Family Trip to the Beach
- Work-Parent Time Warp
- Enchiladas
- Me, Justin, and Craig
- It's Like Riding A Bike
- I Lost on Jeopardy...orr DID i?
- Seven Months?
- Strange Things Are Happening
- Zelda Music
- Giant Killer Animals
- Obama in 3D
- Deaf
- “Crazy” Road Trip
- (Not) Surfing in Brazil: John Mayer May be an Alcoholic
- Troubled Youth
- Typical Recurring Craig and Cats
- Best Idea Ever
- jusTIN jusTIN
- Crocodiles, Killer Whales, and Predictable Recurrences
- Lingonuts
- The Invasion of the Horsehead Nebula
- American Idol is the Devil
- When in Rome?
- Rock'em Sock'em Robot Skeleton Army
- Rude Awakening
- Stranded, But Not Really Stranded
- Roommate Anger Balloon Accident
- Playing Dead
- Better Before Than After
- Catch
- What's a Fatty?
- The Sealed Door
- Exchanging Insurance Info is a Nightmare
- If the Apocalypse Shoe Fits
- The Heist of the Century
Description:
I was hanging out with the "Around The Horn" guys, and we were driving through San Diego. Kevin Blackistone said something like, "Maybe i can make a report on these swings," so he hopped out of the car and ran over to the swings. To save time, he used the belly-down swinging method. Strangely, i had jumped out as well because i had some sort of control over him. After about three swings, i could tell he was about to jump off, and i had to do something to make it happen. It went quite smoothly, b
Date of Dream: 08/03/2009 | Posted Date: 08/03/2009
Pictures With Famous People
Username: briggitybrak
Description:
Justin and i were at...a school. I believe it was CSULB, but it could've been a different school. While we were there, we saw signs somewhere that indicated that Stephen Colbert was there. When we got to the second or third floor of one building, we could see a huge crowd of people congregating in/near another building, and we decided that must be where he is. We had to go over there even though we knew there was no way we'd be able to battle through the crowd. Instead, we decided to go around t
Description:
I think i was at Luke's house for some reason. I was at a convenience store of some sort, and the clerk called the cops and said, "we have a man touching children" or something like that. Quickly, he realized his folly as the "man" in question could hear him, so he hoped that he didn't and told the cops, "we have a 405." The man DID hear him, and he took the two kids and took off in his car. At some point, i had to talk to the cops and describe the man to them. He was bald and skinny, and he
Description:
I was in college, and it was time for lunch. I went down to the dining hall with Lucas and some other people. I decided i was going to have pizza. On our way to the ordering area, i found a slice of a personal pizza, so i started eating it. Everything was really separated, so it was a pretty strange system. First up was the drink area. I ordered a small drink. It had a huge amount of ice in it, and it looked like it had other stuff in it too, but i discounted it and filled my cup with raspberry
Description:
We were getting ready for church, and one of our neighbors came over asking for toilet paper. I decided to kill too birds with one stone and do something for myself while i was in the bathroom (i don't remember what it was now, but it might've been to poop). As i was heading upstairs to the bathroom, i thought i should've invited her in to wait, and i was afraid my mom was gonna get mad at me for not doing so. By the time i got back downstairs with the toilet paper, she was gone. Now, i felt eve





