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Brian and I are at Craig's show and Nick Swardson is the guest. For some reason, Craig and Nick are standing for the whole interview. Nick shows a clip, which Brian and I have somehow rigged--it somehow suggests that two people are in the audience wearing the same thing.
Craig starts looking out at the audience and doesn't see us at first, so I wave. He then sees that we're wearing the same thing, so he comes into the audience, grabs us, and forces us unto the stage.
It's break time, and Craig doesn't remember us. "We've met before," I say.
I add, "First was Christmas sweaters, then Hawaiian shirts, and then thick moustaches with overalls and a plaid shir--like what you're wearing now!" I notice that Craig is wearing basically the exact same thing that Kyle and I wore to his show last time.
"I think that was the last time, right?" I ask Brian.
"Nooo... there was the rock, paper, scissors time, too," Brian says.
By the way, Craig is standing extremely close to me for this whole exchange, and is touching my chin and nose while I'm talking. It's creeping me out, but I get over it. He looks at the tie-dye shirt and asks, "What drug is the inspiration for this??"
Not knowing how to answer that, I just say, "Nick Swardson," which I realize is actually kinda funny.
I then notice that Nick isn't paying attention at all and looks like he had been crying. Brian chirps in the same response, "Nick Swardson." Nick is caught off guard, not knowing what we're talking about, and I say, "I've met Nick before, too, actually, but he probably wouldn't remember..."
Nick then gives Brian a hug.

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That's how the next Craig Ferguson show should go.